Your presence is requested for a weekend of enjoyment, entertainment, refined company and vibrant social intercourse.

Friday 31st October: All Hallow’s Eve. Arrive as and when you are able, from 4 o’clock. My minions will do their utmost to ensure you have a splendid Halloween night. All you need to offer them is a prepared Jack O Lantern, one for each and every soul.

The following evening, Saturday 1st November, I am proud to leave you in the capable hands (once belonging to three different concert pianists) of my finest, most wondrous creations. Affectionately known as The Creature and The Bride, they will be your hosts for the evening.

Dress for dinner, however you FANCY.

Yours truly,
Dr. Elvis Edward von Robinstien (M.A.D)